Google Launches New Search Engine

Updated: 7:03 p.m. PT, May 20, 2005

MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA - Internet powerhouse Google announced plans to begin beta testing a new search service designed to assist in the location of quality Internet porn.

Since the beginning of the Internet, 97.2% of the users have logged on to locate pornography, but over the years, the e-porn landscape has become increasingly difficult to navigate as sites are rampant with misinformation and bogus links.

Google's new service aims to correctly categorize the wealth of adult material available on the web. Accurate content labeling will be paramount for the effort, as countless hours of productivity are lost each year from Internet users receiving incorrect results in their endless pornography searches. For example, someone may search for Young Asian Bitches, but instead receive links to girls who look to be from Eastern Europe, or searches for Hot Latina Ass can return girls who are clearly white but happen to have dark hair and dark eyes. Also, users who search for big breasted women are constantly given results that are clearly no bigger than a B cup. Google aims to give users the first porno searching experience guaranteed to return only the action you want, none of the action you don't.

Google is looking for beta users to test the service. Testers will be asked to log incorrect addresses to help the company clean up the directories. As of this publication, 723 million people have applied to help the testing process.

Advertisers are bidding top dollar to have their ads places in the new search service, and Google expects bottom line contribution from the project as early as the second quarter of 2006.